I’m dead…
HSUAHSUHAHUSASHAS GOOOOD
June 2011
That awkward moment when you realize Ke$ha looks like John Travolta
May 2011
I have a few bags of clothes that I’d like to donate to the victims in Joplin Missouri, but I dont know who to get in touch with to drop them off. Any suggestions?
Game of Thrones is so addicting its unreal.
So yesterday
I rode my new bike for 14 miles and now I feel like someone tried to rape me up the butt.
I need a new seat.
I rode the green line today. 14 miles in all. And after I finished I drove to Jerry’s snowcone to treat myself AND THAT FUCKER WAS CLOSED FOR MEMORIAL DAY.
So I had to go to sonic instead.
And my best friend pretty much ditched me on my birthday.
But my boyfriend bought my Coco Mademoiselle by Chanel, so I guess Im alright.
hey...i've had the biggest crush on you for awhile! i don't go on here a lot. but please message me on www.findersingle.com under the username "wishfulthinker". please don't get all weird. =)
spam on my tumblr??!!
“People always ask me, “Do you think you’ll ever tone down your look?” And I say, Well, hell no! Why should I? I was gaudy when gaudy wasn’t cool. Before Gaga I was Ga-udy. I was being outrageous even before Madonna. Eventually people realize that there’s a brain under this hair, and a heart under these boobs, but I also like being a character that they can enjoy. It makes it kind of fun when I do get out on stage and tell my real story, and they get to see the real me. I’m a very artificial-looking person, but I’m a very real person.”
—Miss Dolly Parton, O.G. diva bad-ass and living legend. (via coketalk)
Got a $200 tip last night, and today is my birthday.
Boo-ya.

